Reblog if I can be your friend.
August 2012
when the person who you have a crush on asks you who you have a crush on
My ex-wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER
Its funny cuz marriage is TERRIBLE
it’s really frustrating when people you don’t like are really well-liked by others
have you ever hated someone for no reason and then all of a sudden they give you a reason to hate them and you start laughing because HA I KNEW I HATED YOU FOR A REASON
the fact that some people still think y u no, troll face, u mad, etc are funny
i bet sperm is natures diet secret and if you don’t believe me just look at all the skinny gay guys and fat lesbians
what about skinny straight guys?
everybody has their secrets
Name dilemma?
My name is Jaiden, but I feel like it’s too much of a uni-sex name and like no CIS guy is named that at my age :l
So I was wondering if you guys could help me out? Tell me what name I look like? haha
Go to a baby names website, search the year you were born, pick a name popular then.
I’m glad someone is finally getting some sense and seeing that there is no one in their teens/20s named Jaiden/Caiden/Brayden/any variation.
I went to high school with a guy named Bradin.
One guy, though. And it was spelled normally. There really are very few people in their late teens-early twenties with -Den names, which I think is why it became popular. It was an “uncommon” name and if you’re suddenly a hipster femme boi you gotta have that hipster femme boi name.
I know when I was 11-12, I had a role play character named Aidan, and it wasn’t a common name for adults back then. Everyone I knew who had that name, and still everyone I know with that name, were 5-6 or younger. The only exceptions? “Trans”men. It’s just not common.
Seriously though, I cannot get over the fact that Mako is apparently now a cop
No matter how many times I say it, it will never cease being ridiculous to me
Mako
is
a
cop
I mean, in a way it kind of makes sense bc most cops are assholes sooooooooo
Can’t wait for the story-line of him inevitably abusing his power tbh
Republic City is so safe now, guys.
one time in 8th grade me and my friend had like 3 bags of candy and we couldnt finish it all and there was this black kid that we kept seeing in random places the whole night so we went up to him and asked if he wanted some of our candy and he was like “i dont take candy from white people” and i said “what” and he was like “did i stutter bitch” and walked away
July 2012
Theory Time: The Dwindling Maturity of the Jacks Noir
Now that we’re up to four incarnations of Jack Noir that we’ve seen in Homestuck, let’s just stop and take a second to analyze their levels of maturity and show what makes each Jack different.
Under a cut because it got kind of essay-ish oops
OH GOODNESS ENTEI WHEN DID YOU GET HERE: prospitheir: somebody is hacking into your account and posting... →
bodemeister.tumblr.com
somebody is hacking into your account and posting spam??
changing your email address and your password (or even your url) still isn’t working??
spammers don’t even have to log into your account.
this is the solution (given to me by the lovely chan):
go to your…
i used to date a guy who was obsessed with memes
he’d be like “make me a sandwich” and i’d be like “we are literally in class you’re an asshole”
he broke up with me through a facebook message saying “sorry *le dumps you*”
my point is don’t date people who are obsessed with memebase
So there's only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
OOC: casual reminder that Terezi can actually "see" p damn well for a blind girl
and it doesn’t even
require licking
c:
Wow I just realized something. The gifs that show “smell-o-vision” shift from blurry to not-quite-as-blurry. That’s probably what happens when she inhales to sniff!
(And now I feel dumb for not noticing this sooner)
thank you for this gif set
thank you
now children learn:
and stop making terezi fan fictions hard to read
